If so what does he do with them?
Does God have a Wife?
Mrs God?
And who wears the Pants at Gods house?
2007-10-06 01:46:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I bet he's got a mighty big pair!!!
Especially considering all the BS he supposedly wants us to swallow.
2007-10-06 02:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by hypno_toad1 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I don't think it's right to humanize God. He is the greatest existence there is, but He does not necessarily exist as a physical being, especially since nobody really has seen Him. I believe He exists as some kind of "soul", with a consciousness.
So there is no such thing as genitals for God! He isn't human. Being a Mrs.God might be interesting though.
2007-10-06 08:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It may be best not to comment on various physiological attributes of God.
However, there are a few finds that would indicate that there might have been a "Mrs God". This hypothesis goes back to proto semtic writings in egypt.
Or it could just be due to a Jew time of backsliding into polytheism.
2007-10-06 09:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a man, therefore God has genitals.
God will have a wife, whom He will marry her in the Catholic Church after all mankind has been judged.
God's wife of course wears the pants. He knows this, is the reason He wears dress.
EDIT:
2007-10-06 17:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by white_painted_lady 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 Timothy 2:23 -- Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels.
Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived; God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.
Proverbs 1:22 -- "How long will you simple ones love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge?
Isaiah 29:20 -- The ruthless will vanish, the mockers will disappear, and all who have an eye for evil will be cut down.
Thanks for the opportunity to post this and for the 2 points!
2007-10-06 10:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I see you know very little about the spiritual nature of God.
As a non material person he has no physical needs of any kind. All his work is accomplished by commands to the angels, and their accomplishments take place through the deligated use of Holy spirit and God's powers become physical through it.
His very name >Jehovah< means "He causes to become".
Which means what ever he wishes become fact.
2007-10-06 08:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by Wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's an interesting question. Most Christians will dislike it, but if you believe he created men "in his own image" then you have to say yes, he does have genitals.
I personally believe that what we call "God" is a collective energy responsible for all living things. So he/she is both male, female, and neither of them...
2007-10-06 08:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Pedro ST 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, God allowes all people in the door even if your nuts. He then replaces your mind with HIS. You might want to try that.
2007-10-06 09:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by happylife22842 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can't believe you asked such a question, but the answer would be no, God is not as you think of God
2007-10-06 09:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by ringo711 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
look at all the idiots dissing the guys askin a question dont answer if you dont like it .
Noone know if God exsists so knowing if he has a wife or has genitals will be a tad bit of a mystery
2007-10-06 08:58:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Him and His angels must have them because they came down to Earth in Noah's era to have sex and produce children with human females and also impregnated Jesus's mother Mary.
2007-10-06 08:55:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋