Little Albert's Uncle Tony owns a s*x shop and every day after school, Little Albert drops by to visit him.
One afternoon, Albert walks through the door and Uncle Tony says, "Hi, kid. Can you look after the store for a few minutes while I run out to the post office?"
Sure, Uncle," replies Albert, and sets his school things on the counter. Tony leaves and a few minutes later, three nuns walk in.
The nuns are a little embarrassed to see a kid running the store, but they are desperate.
"How much for that big, pink d**do?" whispers the first nun.
"Ten dollars," replies Little Albert, confidently. "Batteries not included."
"I will take it," says the nun, as she is pushed aside by the next nun.
"How much for that huge, bright purple one?" whispers the second nun.
"Twenty dollars," replies Albert. "Batteries not included."
"I will take it sonny," snaps the second nun. "And put it in a plain brown wrapper."
2007-10-06 01:45:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then the third nun looks around nervously and says, "Sonny, how much for that big black and red plaid one?"
"That one is not for sale," says Albert.
"Come on kid!" snaps the nun. "I will pay any price for that big one."
"Okay, lady," says Albert. "Fifty dollars!"
"I will take it," says the nun, and the three of them leave the shop.
A few minutes later, Uncle Tony comes back from the post office.
"How did it go?" he asks. "Any business?"
"Sure, Uncle Tony," says Little Albert. "Three nuns came in and I sold the first one a d**do for ten dollars. The second nun bought one for twenty dollars. And you won't believe this," continues Albert. "The last nun paid fifty dollars for my thermos bottle!"
2007-10-06 01:45:42 · update #1
excellent lmao
2007-10-06 01:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oops,LOL...haha great.Hope Albert buy new big thermos bottle after get 50 dollars.
2007-10-06 02:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs.Bears 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh, that nun is just plain greeeeeeddyy
2007-10-06 10:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes lose to say the least..
but i didn't think it was that funny... sorry, i was waiting for a big punch line... but instead i got a thermos bottle
2007-10-06 02:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I loved it, they have got some nasty "habits" those nuns!!
Brilliant have a star!!
2007-10-06 04:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by speedboat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-06 01:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!!! Well done!!! 10/10 + *
2016-05-17 08:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny.lmho
2007-10-06 01:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats an original
2007-10-06 01:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
what a stupid nun,.... nun number 3 that is.........or she wanted that one, because the others are too small for her.lol.i did get the joke. thanks for the laugh .10.
2007-10-06 02:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha ha! Good one! God bless the nuns!!!
2007-10-06 01:50:27 · answer #11 · answered by fitasfiddle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋