Little Ernie is at the zoo with his teacher, Miss Goodbody, and the entire class. They are touring around when Ernie sees a deer peacefully grazing on some grass."
Ernie, can you tell us the name of that animal?" asks Miss Goodbody, pointing to the deer."Well," says Ernie, "I think it is a... I guess it is a..."
"Let me give you a hint," interrupts Miss Goodbody. "What does your mother call your father every morning?" "Oh, right!" shouts Ernie. "It is an asshole!"
Little Albert's mother cannot bring herself to tell the little boy that his dog, Laddy, has just been run over by a car and killed.
When Albert comes home from school she talks of other things for a few minutes, but finally, she says, "Albert, listen. Laddy has been run over and killed by an automobile."
"Oh!" says the boy, and goes out to play, whistling.
At dinner, Little Albert asks, "Hey, Mom, where is Laddy?"
"Darling," says his mother, "I told you this afternoon: Laddy has been killed by a car."
2007-10-06 01:42:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Suddenly, Albert bursts into tears.
"But Albert," cries his mother, "when I told you this afternoon, it did not seem to bother you."
"No," sniffs Albert, "it didn't -- because I thought you said Daddy!"
2007-10-06 01:42:29 · update #1
hahaha
not nice
2007-10-06 03:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a joke like the first one.
A kindergarten teacher brings in different types of meat to show her class. She gave a piece of beef to Janie and asks "What animal is this, Janie?" Janie replied, "Cow."
She gave a piece of turkey to Kenny. What animal is this, Kenny?" Kenny replied, "Turkey."
She gave a piece of venison to Robby. "What animal is this, Robby?" He couldn't figure it out. "I'll give you a hint. It's what your mommy calls your father when he gets home from work."
Johnny yelled out from the back of the room, "For Christ's sake, Robby, spit it out! It's asshole!"
2007-10-06 01:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lmao
2007-10-06 02:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol both are really funny!! have a star!!
2007-10-06 01:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have a star.
2007-10-06 01:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 01:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!! aahahahaha!!!!! thatz soo funni! lol
2007-10-06 09:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guffawing
2007-10-06 03:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-)
Its really funny...
have a star!
2007-10-06 01:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥★pinky★♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, very funny indeed...
2007-10-06 02:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋