After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is
still alive,
"Osama himself decided to send George W. a note in his
own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the note, which appeared to contain a
single line
of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Dick Cheney.
Cheney and his aides had no clue either, so they sent
it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the
CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked
Marine Corps Intelligence for help.
Within a few seconds, the Marines cabled back with
this reply:
"Tell the president that he's holding the message
upside down."
2007-10-06 00:34:59 · 10 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Free Advice:
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
2007-10-06 00:38:37 · update #1
LOL....then he must be alive.
2007-10-06 00:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by cool girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard stories that Osama had been found dead in a cave in Afghanistan but that's not true. Osama is probably still alive somewhere. He's in hiding i think. that's why America has a hard time finding him.
2007-10-06 00:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by iMs0oUniiQu3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE WE ACCTUALLY LAUGHD BUT WE DID AHVE TO TURN OUR HEADS UP SIDE DOWN FIRST im still giddy from it cant u tell form the spelling
2016-05-17 08:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i was like, "do i really want to tilt my head and read this?".
ooh! but the lawyer one was good too.
2007-10-06 03:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by Bored silly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like both of them. but i like the osama one better :P
2007-10-06 00:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-06 00:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is rather clever!
2007-10-06 00:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
both are nice
2007-10-06 01:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by Adam S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELLO ASSHOLE.... lol dat was funny. really good. like it. ;lol
2007-10-06 00:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by Arnaq 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-10-06 00:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by dajram 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋