A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.' 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose ?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'
2007-10-06 00:32:09 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewwwww thats sick but funny have a star
2007-10-06 00:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..Hope the lips were trimed down otherwise the guy in the burns unit will have floppy ears like Dumbo.
2007-10-06 00:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by coolfluke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Greatness!
2007-10-06 00:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by cookiemonster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of putting lipstick on a pig, but didn't know some people need to take out a loans to do it.
2016-04-07 07:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle!!xx
2007-10-06 00:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny hahahahaha
2007-10-06 00:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny enough for a star. Now he can hear people coming.
2007-10-06 01:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Reggie girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2007-10-06 00:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooooh!!! So funny!!!
2007-10-06 04:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny that lol x
2007-10-06 00:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by loulou69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋