A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in
their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he
could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them
thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On
your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
grapes and some doughnuts."
"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across
the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'.
Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and
retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the
room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his
'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume
the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more
wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should
see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would
not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted
the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will
not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will
ever be. I cannot help."
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office,
stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
Cheerios..."
2007-10-06 00:29:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'love canal' ?
'love pole' ?
nuff said
2007-10-08 02:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wore 4 to 6 inch spike heels for over 40 years. Nothing wrong with my ankles, hips and knees and I'm a septaugenarian. I could walk in them better than I could in flats. I'm still more comfortable wearing shoes with a 1 or 2 inch heel. No comment on the "improvement". :D
2016-04-07 07:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-10-06 01:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl-thanks for the laugh hun!!xx
2007-10-06 00:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Have a star
2007-10-06 00:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that's food for thought, pmsl hun, you on a roll today
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-10-06 10:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha larfed for an age
2007-10-07 08:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Great Joke Dude!! =D
2007-10-06 01:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH dear, the poor couple. hopefully all went well.
LOL LOL LOL LOL love it.
2007-10-06 03:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaa, where do you get them from lol.
2007-10-06 07:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋