Long story but here goes.
It was about 4AM and I was driving home in my 82 RX-7. I stopped at a light and this guys starts walking across the street in the crosswalk in front of my car. He gets to a spot about 45 degrees to my left, whips out a gun and tells me to get out of the car.
Quick situation assessment- If I hit the gas, he has a clear shot at me through my window. If I hit reverse, he's got a shot or two through my windshield. No place to go.
He's about 6' 2" and right handed.That factors into my instant battle plan. I hold up my hands and then undo my seatbelt. I open the door and as I get out of the car I slide the seat as far forward as it will go.
"Take it" I said and backed away from the car.
He went to step in and phase one of my plan goes into effect. He's too tall to sit in that cramped space but he's started sitting so his weight already has his body position comitted. His hand with the gun is still out of the car but pointed away from me and one leg is out of the car on the pavement.
I slammed him in the door and shoved my right index finger into his eye and my thumb gripped the corner of his mouth. You shoulda seen him wiggle as I squeezed my thumb and finger together. He dropped the gun in the street. I guided him over to the hood of the car and shoved him backwards onto it then ripped my finger and my thumb out of his head. It was messy, but I got to keep my car.
Damn crack heads.
2007-10-05 18:50:49
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answered by Anonymous
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I work nights .. sometimes on my way home from work in the morning I will fall asleep at the red lights and not wake up until the light is turning yellow again.. i live in a fairly small Town.. I'm sure people think im crazy.. lol.. i would if i saw someone sleeping at a red light.. lol
2007-10-05 21:16:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Weirdest thing I've ever seen someone do at a stop light is go (no joke).
2007-10-05 18:50:38
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answered by perfectlybaked 7
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you might have been dehydrated or something? go to the doctor if something happens again but i think it was probably that you hadnt eaten or drunk enough that day, with the stress and pain of a period and that you were running about you just got dizzy and freaked out a bit. i wouldnt worry too much unless it keeps happening. i've had things sort of like that before, but next time you go for fresh air probably dont start running about :) hope your okay x
2016-05-17 07:51:39
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answered by Anonymous
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embarrasing story on myself actually. a week ago or something I managed to bump into the car in front of me at a stop light! I was looking for something in the car waiting for the light to turn green and I guess my foot was just easing off the brake! oops! I think if you get into a wreck you should at least have a awsome story! I have nothing just embarrasment haha!
2007-10-05 18:59:15
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answered by Ria B 3
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well we were in a huge traffic jam not a stop light but we were still for a long time and two guys came out of the car infront of us one was only wearing his whitey tighties and then the other one gave the guy in his undies a huge wedgie and ripped the underwear strait off the guy then tossed the shreded briefs on the ground the now naked man then got a large bucket of some glup looked like maple syrop and pored it all over himself the whole time some other guy was in the car filming the whole thing on his cam corder then they got back in the car hows that for wierd TRUE STORY!! i am scarred for life
2007-10-05 19:01:06
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answered by hahaha 2
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Drive straight through the red light without stopping, that what they do here in Kentucky.... by far the worst drivers I have ever seen in my life!!!!
2007-10-06 00:26:39
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answered by Stampy Skunk 6
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I saw someone going at a stop light.
2007-10-05 18:50:45
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answered by Anonymous
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OK I didn't see this I did it. A couple friend and myself where singing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song and bouncing my friend's Cavalier up and down, boy did we look like idiots.
2007-10-06 18:39:17
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answered by Wedge_Antilles_72 6
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I saw a person once you got of their car and opened the trunk. Once the trunk was open they started digging around into a bag of some sort and found a t-shirt. And then changed their shirt right there outside of their car.
2007-10-05 18:53:20
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answered by Anonymous
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