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A Flyover------ah, maybe not, I ended up smushed on the windshield that way!

2007-10-05 18:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by kriend 7 · 0 0

Because I spend 99 percent of my day inside away from damaging sunlight, my skin has a natural, pale, luminescent appearance that nicely compliments my finely sculptured yet pencil thin (buttless) physique. So if you ever see a tall, glow in the dark figure with 3 legs scampering across a busy highway late at night - think K-MAC.

2016-05-17 07:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Keep on reciting ur prayers and u will feel that some power is with u and helping u cross the dark highway safely and quickly.

2007-10-05 18:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by sudershan Guddy 4 · 0 0

run really fast so you wont get hit. and if that doesnt work then don't cross the street so you'll be surely safe.

2007-10-05 18:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by CINDY 2 · 0 0

put on a blond wig, wear a short skirt and put grapefruits down your shirt ...... traffic would slow down to a standstill .... heck....you might even cause an accident or two but you'll be safe.

2007-10-05 18:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1 0

Dress as a deer

2007-10-05 18:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Turn on your beam! that is high lights/dipper! and DONT BE FAST! Drive @ a speed you can take control of!

2007-10-05 18:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First you have to get really drunk, then put on a blindfold and remember to run backwards

2007-10-05 18:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Par 4 7 · 0 0

Wait till no traffic is coming, and then run.

2007-10-05 18:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when you see no lights in either direction or at the very least...distant lights in a far direction. be careful.

2007-10-05 19:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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