Since I live in Las Vegas, and area 51 isn't that far away, I been thinking....
Since a 12 ga with bird shot won't do the job, how does one shoot down a UFO and have the occupants for Thanksgiving dinner?
2007-10-05 17:50:49 · 9 answers · asked by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Nahhh, 50 cal won't do. Just scratches the surface of the flying tin pan like keying someone's car.
Got any better ideas?
2007-10-05 17:56:48 · update #1
simple, all you need is a rubberband, a broken t.v., some duct tape, and a very sharp knife. First, u put all of the above into a big *** blender. Blend until it's soupy but not too frothy. Next take a pointy metal object and plug it into an outlet, no matter how much pain u endure, do not let go.
Repeat the last step a few times just in case.
2007-10-05 17:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by ps_mwa_af 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold your nose, tilt your head back, take a deep breath and swallow very hard. It will go down.
In any event, bird shot is not the same as a real bird. I think you professional help. Seek it fast, especially before Thanksgiving. The Indians and Pilgrims will not understand your meanderings.
2007-10-06 00:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by The Parthian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no spacecraft from super-advanced civilizations visiting our earth-why would they? What would be their porpouse. To quote Spock, "It's not logical".
2007-10-06 00:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by Admiral 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm maybe a 50 cal sniper
2007-10-06 00:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by CLiff c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best idea ever
2007-10-06 00:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by maggiejo717 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it with your mind, the same way you got it up there! (You're so much fun!)
2007-10-06 00:53:07 · answer #6 · answered by shirleykins 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With ESP.
2007-10-06 00:56:39 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray
2007-10-06 00:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by . 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dunno
2007-10-06 09:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋