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If you were in a foxhole...more recently called a fighting hole...and were being charged by a gang of turban wearing fanatics, who, among the following, would you prefer to be your partner in that hole?

Hillary Clinton
Harry Reid
John Edwards
Dick Durban
Obama (No flag)
President Bush

2007-10-05 16:35:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

27 answers

I haven't been there so I won't answer. I just wanted to say good question.

2007-10-05 16:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cinner 7 · 2 2

I would choose Hillary, she would scare the hell out of the Arabs when they saw her and run the other way, thinking she was some sort of white devil or??? so on second thought I might just vote for Hillary, she just might scare hell out of Americas enemy's, now don't you think that is a pregnant idea??? Obama should be a good bet also as the rag heads would not want to harm one of their brothers, and I do bet he would have a rug on his head if he was in a fox hole and Arabs were close by, G,W,B, wouldn't be there any way he didn't even show up for his BASIC training and there was no danger there. Mr, Edwards hummm I don't think he would want to get his hair mused up , so he wouldn't show either. I can't comment on Reid or Durban ,

2007-10-06 00:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bush, but not for the reason why you think. The rest might try to run up to them and talk to them and get in the way. At least with Bush I know that he would be in the hole crying like the little girl that he is and wouldn't get in the way. I mean this is the man that froze for 7 minutes when planes were flying into buildings thousands of miles away. With something that close, I think he may have a break down.

2007-10-06 00:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by empd 3 · 1 2

I say Hillary.... BUT for this reason only.... she would try to go out and "talk" to them as liberals think they can do... As she distracts them by getting in their way, a few would take her away to later be beheaded... (unless they realize she is a friend.... but with camera's off I'm sure they would proceed with the beheading.... much better than Gitmo huh?) leaving less for me to mow down. Then I have done this country a great service by taking a few out... and ridding the country of a socialist.

2007-10-06 00:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by That Guy 5 · 0 0

Not Bush...the smell of urine and feces, is too much for a fox hole, Turbans...are we fighting the dervishes, or Punjab's? anyway maybe Edwards can shoot ( he 's from the South) and Obama's smart maybe he can figure out why we're fighting Punjab or Dervishes, and solve the issue, Hillary bugs me, Durban sounds like turban so maybe......

2007-10-05 23:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, if the guys charging me were wearing turbans it would mean I was somewhere in South Asia since head gear like that is not worn on the Arabian Peninsula or in North Africa.
And the guys wearing turbans could be Sikhs, mostly from Punjab State in India.
Maybe you need to do some more study on the whole subject of the Salafist Jihadists before you ask me to select who I would want in the fox hole with me. I would have some fear that you would be in the fox hole next to me and you have shown yourself to be absolutely lousy on target selection.

2007-10-05 23:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by desertviking_00 7 · 3 2

Oh I love the (no flag) thing you added after Obama. How subtle...

Just for that, I'll pick him. He understands that wearing a flag is just a *show* of patriotism, and not the real thing. If he was willing to be in that foxhole with me, flag or no flag, more power to him!

2007-10-05 23:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

I think even soldiers who hate Bush would say JR, but not for the reason you may be thinking.

Though Dick Durban does have IRA connections and probably knows a lot about explosives....

2007-10-05 23:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

President BushPresident BushPresident Bush

2007-10-05 23:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 5

Bush, I would use him as a shield. Of course, that means we would be hanging out in a bar in Alabama. I would have to assume President Hillary Clinton would have by then straightened up this mess we are in. No body in Iraq has ever tried to kill her father so we don't have to play the game anymore

2007-10-05 23:44:33 · answer #10 · answered by Michael G 4 · 3 4

Hilary
She would summon the great underlord with her necromancy powers and then she would start talking about her bullshit and scare them away while her hellish minions devour them head to toe.


She may be an idiot, but her voodoo would help in a situation like that

2007-10-05 23:40:47 · answer #11 · answered by Trash 4 · 5 1

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