I would only fight him if he cross checked me too many times on the ice.
2007-10-05 15:13:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Hockey
I watched Jesus fight Santa Claus on South Park
He's one righteous dude!
2007-10-05 15:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Like I'm Telling You Who I A 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Fighting a pacifist like Jesus Christ pretty much makes you a loser no matter the outcome of the actual fight, so I'm going to go with Jesus.
2007-10-06 09:52:44 · answer #2 · answered by tboneund 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apparently we're forgetting about Jesus overturning the tables of the money changers camped out in the temple courts.
Dude, you'd be smoked.
2007-10-05 15:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by San B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He can heal the sick and make the blind to see. don't you think he could also knock you out by having you punch yourself into submission. Why not pick a scrap with the pope. At least you'd have a chance until Jesus came off the bench.
How did the religious freaks make their way in here? Please go back to your fantasy land.
And Bob and DC are right.
2007-10-05 15:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Buddha. Buddha looks like a powerful man. Jesus is a slim man. I guess Buddha would win.
2016-05-17 07:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it is a retarded question but seeing as how the rest of you are answering anyway...Jesus wouldn't play hockey.. he would simply snap his fingers, the Leafs would instantly win the cup (oh heavenly joy!!) then he would simply love away the violence in your heart!!! You would definitely lose!!
2007-10-06 05:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by Brenda H 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You would, Jesus doesnt fight.
2007-10-05 15:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by #1 New York Yankees Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Jesus has super powers so i guess he would win
2007-10-05 15:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, logic would dictate that Jesus would win, for he is The Lord. But he is a pacifist, so you might win by default.
2007-10-05 15:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You play against Hispanic hockey players?
2007-10-06 10:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by mAD~mOD 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋