I knew someone would eventually have to go.
When I told my wife that I was going to get a GF she protested at first, but I did it anyway.
Now I regret it cuz they are always arguing and won't take messages for any other girls that might call me (from work or whatever).
Now I want my wife out but I don't want to have to pay alimony. Does anyone know where I can find a "non-alimony" agreement online that I can get her to sign before I file for divorce? (I don't want to have to pay a lawyer).
Thanks.
2007-10-05 13:18:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
TRAVELIN: so you're saying there's a chance?
2007-10-05 14:02:48 · update #1
LMFAO..... Sucks to be you..... No matter what they are both going to make your life a living HELL. Just deal with their crap or hire a hit man to take care of the problem.....
Chief, you cause such beautiful Anarchy... When I grow up, I want to be just like you. I'll have a husband and a few boyfriends on the side. LMFAO..... LOL.....
2007-10-05 13:33:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
two words for you---NOT HAPPENING--First of all, you should not have gotten a girlfriend BEFORE you were divorced, 2nd, maybe if you would have put your extra effort towards your wife, instead of looking for something new you would not be in this situation, but now you have a problem you didnt even know you had, did you know that your wife can sue your g/f, and you for 'alienation of affection'? and let me tell you, you would be better off paying her alimony and the lawyer fees, because you see, the amount of money you alone will have to pay her is exactly half of your gross earnings for the time you were together, plus half of all your future earnings until you reach the age of 75, and yes you will still have to pay her that even if she does get remarried at any time! your g/f will be liable for the same amount as you are, regardless if you two stay together or not. so, if i were you, i would nix the g/f, concentrate on my wife, and see if things dont work out, then if they dont, then you file for divorce, at least that way, she can sue you or your g/f, good luck
2007-10-05 20:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by oh really 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you are gonna be paying somebody no matter what, whether it's a lawyer, your wife, or a bodyguard. You got a big mess on your hands. Makes me happy to know that I am smart enough to keep myself out of **** like that! All I can say is you get what ask for buddy.
2007-10-05 20:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by tazdvl_31 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After you got g/f while you were married, you have the balls to ask her to sign an alimony paper--- Hahahah- Your hiillarious and a bit of a dumbass.
2007-10-05 20:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by lesliebedford623 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life, I hope she takes you to court for everything your worth, men like you are a disgrace your not even a man you havent grown up yet and have no respect for woman. Your cheap in every sense of the word. WANKER!!!!
2007-10-05 20:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a DOGGG ........OK!!!!!!
And i hope your wife takes you for everything your worth
if you wanted a GF you should have divorced your wife first.
But as usual your a typical man you thought with your lower head instead of your upper head. What an ***HOLE....
2007-10-05 20:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by bermy_badgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of what's said here are correct. you are so cheap, irresponsible bas*****d. if you want freedom from your wife, there is a price for that. you want a girlfirend, there is a price.
I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND (AND EVERY WOMAN YOU SHALL MEET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE) KNOWS AND READS THIS QUESTION OF YOURS SO THEY WOULD KNOW EARLY ON THAT IT'S WISEST TO BE FARTHEST AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM YOU.
You don't need to get a life......you should lose it.
2007-10-05 20:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by travlin soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Freak! Oh....never mind. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.
2007-10-05 20:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude you cannot eat your cake and have it, it seems you are selfish and have no respect for your wife.I'm sorry to have to break it to you but you are gonna pay somehow and you should, nothing is for free. Grow up!
2007-10-05 20:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by Versacetica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know what marriage was before you got yourself into this situation? Sounds like you are confused.
2007-10-05 23:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by Angela R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋