What a lovely man I married. I won't set him any chores after 5pm so he can take me out for my surprise birthday meal- Pie and chips-at "The Amorous Ferret," our local: My favourite meal. Boris does complain sometimes that I ought to get a more refined taste and try and be more feminine too. I never went to finishing school in Switzerland-and I expect you can tell. I used to help my dad deliver coal when I were a youngster and I still have a muscular, toned "BOD" to keep Boris on his toes. Any way-to my question: Do you think I ought to take lessons in ladylike deportment and dress as Boris suggests? I do want to please him. I know all my neighbours view me as a husband bashing, nagging old battleaxe with a tongue like a lash. Do you think I can change dear reader? I want to develop 'the gentle touch'. Can it be done? Please help. Any suggestions given serious consideration. Thank you.
2007-10-05 12:26:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
What Boris wants, Boris should get. When I was a child, I didn't have a talent. My brother had music, my sister danced. My mother gave me elocution lessons. (She taught me how to speak.) She also taught me how to write, be refined when called for, to be a good listener, good social etiquette and what "not" to do. I can't tell you the many times I've come to appreciate her efforts. It's not only pleased my husbands, but it's also opened many doors for me. Good luck! My best advice is to read Emily Post, forget everything you've ever read in any self-help book and listen to Florence Littauer.
2007-10-05 12:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh you dear, lovely housewife. Even though your dearest Boris obviously loves you despite your apparent lack of femininity, it might not hurt to knock off the rough edges. I wouldn't suggest that you attend any formal training to reverse the effects of your upbringing. Have you considered a simple, but sometimes necessary, obedience school? They work wonders to decrease the bitchery, without taking away your dignity.
If your sweet Boris would pay for your airfare to the states, I would be glad to take you in and train you myself. I'd have you darning socks and filling supper dishes in no time. I wouldn't expect any formal payment, although I wouldn't decline any special favours you might feel obligated to offer. Let Boris know that you would be in good hands. I'll treat you with respect, just like I do my current three wives.
I do hope you will consider my offer seriously. As a man, I feel it is my duty to help other men to enjoy their women without having to subject themselves to the treachery of a harsh woman. If my offer goes unappreciated, let me make one last suggestion. Should your behaviour continue as in the past, I recommend that he bring one or maybe two more refined LADIES into your marriage. You could learn from them on a day to day basis and be immersed in social graces. Boris would likely appreciate the extra attention with which the new ladies would shower upon him. It could be the key to saving what could some day become a doomed marriage.
I do hope that you will do your best to make your man happy. Believe it or not, we do appreciate being able to look at our women and see a lady rather than a hag.
You know how to reach me should you need further assistence.
2007-10-05 17:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gentle touch...a firm swipe...is there really a difference?
You sound spiffing! Boris sounds like a brick!
Never mind deportment...a nazi uniform and a quick course in northern european evil bitchdom should do it!
Prostrate yourself like a common whore...and I am sure he will come round!
2007-10-05 12:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure! try shopping at the local victoria's secret. buy yourself a fancy push up bra and thong panties. then go to a fancy dress store an let the saleslady choose your outfit. something low cut and clingy. then go to the spa for a facial, pedicure, manicure, and hair styling. come home and smother him with kisses. don't forget to but perfume. act helpless and seductive. and most important of all... don't speak! he'll come around like a recharged bunny!
2007-10-05 20:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh you expensive, attractive housewife. even nonetheless your dearest Boris of course loves you even with your obvious loss of femininity, it won't injury to knock off the tough edges. i does not propose which you attend any formal training to opposite the outcomes of your upbringing. have you ever seen an elementary, yet on occasion mandatory, obedience college? They paintings wonders to chop back the bitchery, without removing your dignity. in the adventure that your candy Boris could pay to your airfare to the states, i could be happy to take you in and prepare you myself. i could have you ever darning socks and filling supper dishes suitable away. i does not assume any formal charge, despite the fact that if i does not decline any specific favours you're able to be able to experience obligated to furnish. enable Boris comprehend which you would be in solid palms. i'm going to handle you with admire, merely like I do my present day 3 different halves. I do wish you will evaluate my furnish heavily. As a guy, i've got faith this is my accountability to help different adult males to take exhilaration of their women while not having to project themselves to the treachery of a harsh female. If my furnish is going unappreciated, enable me make one final suggestion. could your behaviour proceed as interior the previous, i % to propose that he deliver one or perhaps 2 extra sophisticated women into your marriage. you're able to be able to desire to learn from them on a each and on a daily basis foundation and be immersed in social graces. Boris could probably delight in the extra advantageous interest with which the recent women could bathe upon him. it may desire to be the main to saving what could desire to some day substitute right into a doomed marriage. I do wish which you will do your suited to make your guy happy. have faith it or not, we do delight in being waiting to look at our women and notice a female extremely than a hag. you comprehend the thank you to attain me could you % extra advantageous assistence.
2016-11-07 09:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it can be done, but don't shave your mustache.A woman has got to let her man know what he should fight for,in case he forgets.I think a man should fight for facial hair on a woman the same way he should fight for truth, honor and the American way.
2007-10-05 12:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should, but not just to please him and certainly not to impress your neighbors but for yourself. You sound like a beautiful lovely lady, why not give yourself that little bit of polish that you deserve? I not only think you can but I don't think it'll be all that big a change for you. We're talking about details here, not who and what you are.
2007-10-05 12:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Saphira 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your not all handbag and high heels are you ? whats a lash ?
i think your Boris is playing away from home .....roses ?
one of the first signs of guilt....a wee tip check his pockets
when he's asleep ..........you may find a receipt that you did not authorise
2007-10-05 13:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Confess, it's YOU writing this, isn't it Boris?
2007-10-05 12:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel E 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do the best you can, if he gets elected Mayor, you won't see much of him.
2007-10-05 12:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋