ok hold on ...
> Losing Weight
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> > A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
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> > I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
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> > "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
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> > When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor. She had lost nearly 20 pounds.
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> > "Why, thats amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
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> > The blonde nodded. "Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
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> > "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor."
> >
> > "No, from all that skipping!"
2007-10-05 12:25:25
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answer #1
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answered by Penny Mae 7
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Oh I'm sorry you're depressed! What's the matter?? I'd love to help cheer you up!
2007-10-05 19:24:15
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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how sad can you be?? you are here on a Friday night with me??? tee hee
ohh wait...i guess THAT is the reson..hehehehe
nah come on..go see a football game, go see a movie..it is FRIDAY night..there are always new movies on!
get out of the house, go to a club go out for dinner go do something more than some of us ..some of which have to work on a friday night (grr).
2007-10-05 20:02:28
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answer #3
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answered by juanes addicion 6
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Hi, sorry, I'm depressed too :(. the best I can do is say that it's Friday and a weekend is here.
2007-10-05 22:11:30
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answer #4
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answered by Servant of God! Live 4 God!!!! 3
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Stop thinking about stuff and keep busy. Move forward and whatever the problem, deal with it and stay positive.
2007-10-05 19:32:57
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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It's the week end have fun I been work day in day out I know you have it better then me.
2007-10-05 19:33:35
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answer #6
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answered by sofar 5
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So we are all here to have fun on a Friday nite.
2007-10-05 19:31:29
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answer #7
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answered by ? 4
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YOU'RE SUCH A UNIQUE SPECIALTY
YOU MUST BE PART OF MY FAMILY
WHETHER THE DAY IS GOOD OR BAD
YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD
2007-10-07 12:05:23
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answer #8
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answered by kathy_maybe 2
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No I'm in a back mood myself.
2007-10-05 19:25:39
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answer #9
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answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7
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that makes 2 of us... but u sound sadder =[
2007-10-05 19:24:51
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answer #10
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answered by Cloey 5
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