2007-10-05 12:13:10 · 17 answers · asked by Cedes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Baby bears are born completely shapeless and are licked into bear shapes by their moms!
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2007-10-05 12:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think the most rediculous thing I've ever seen - not heard - was helping one of my friends move to Bear Mountain in New York about five years ago. Not only did we have to go up the mountain with little gas but when we went downhill and stopped at the McDonalds, a guy was ordering an vanilla ice cream cone in the store.
When the woman went to serve the ice cream, the ice cream machine nozzle exploded and ice cream went all over the place. This allowed the vertically challenged "midget-bodybuilder" to come out, strategically hit the machine a few times and the ice cream came out with ease. He then proceeded to do a touchdown dance behind the counter saying, "Aw, yeah. Who's got it?! Who's got the Ice, Ice Baby?!"
True story and no, I can't make this stuff up! :o)
2007-10-06 16:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by Chance 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently told locally by a very large corporation to its employees where I live.......
They asked if they would be getting a pay raise of any kind this year and the company responded, quote, "NO, because most of you already live above your means".
This is a company that clears several hundred million dollars a year after taxes and pays most workers $8-$9 per hour.
Can you live on that and pay all your bills?
I thought this was one of the most asinine statements I have ever heard for an "excuse" for not giving the hard working employees at least a cost of living raise (COLA), considering the enormous profits the company rakes in every year.
2007-10-05 19:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by HowFuzzyWuzee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a Jewish cosmic zombie who is his own father wants me to symbolically eat his flesh and talk to him telepathically so that he can save me from an evil force that is present in all of humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.
2007-10-05 19:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Freethinker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My stepson gave Walmart cold urine for his drug test. He told them that he had been working out in the cold all day.*
2007-10-05 19:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ex - friend saying "you only seem to want to be my friend when I'm in trouble"
2007-10-05 19:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by nannajude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"why you wanna be so stupid?" as a retort to something I asked a 45 year old male.
2007-10-05 19:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
everytime our president says a speech on national television
2007-10-05 19:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by ×Charmz× 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
anything spilt from the mouths of dietry scientists -eayt yogurt its prevents cancer - dont eat yogurt it gives you cancer
- drink red wine its good for you heart - dont drink red wine its bad for your liver -
the list goes on and on and on and on
2007-10-05 19:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that men have a monthly cycle just as bad as a womans'! that made me lmao. (i just learned what that meant, lmao!!)
2007-10-05 19:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by WOW 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋