What is the best insult you can think of?

Question

its ok to be mean. try not to make it long. just quick and to the point.

Answer 1

You're a waste of a soul...

-- or --

Usually muttered under my breath, "I blame your mom... dad could've shot that load into a magazine or something, but nooooo-o-o-o-o-o... your mom had to be there to catch it!"

Answer 2

first you need to know how old the person is that you're trying to make fun of.

then once you have the age you're ready to make this joke. ^_^

"i wish i could go back in time (enemies age) years and give your parents the money for an abortion."

its totally mean, but it will really get the point across =O

Answer 3

Here is one I used in real life because I was on stage in Vegas and it got me in trouble.

First a girl who I wasn't attracted to kept coming on to me. She was ugly in looks. Most guys would agree. I warned her that if she did not leave me alone, she would not like what I'd do.

She kept calling me darling and honey on stage.

I told her:

You are so ugly their going to have to reinvent the word.

I lost a lot of fans that day.

Answer 4

tell them their face looks like:

1. a Science project gone wrong
2. An extra mask from the "X-Files"

Either one will get the job done. Let me know if u need more.

Answer 5

someone asks what r u looking at

person says I'm still trying to figure that out

Answer 6

Ask the person, "Are YOU strong?"
Of course they'll say, "YES."
Spit on the ground and say, "Pick that up," then walk away as they wonder what the heck to do.
Crickette.

Answer 7

tell them if they want to see some cool trick if they said yes tell them first clap your hands and jump up and down and shout aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as hard as you can, then you lay back and laugh your brains out. he will look stupid

Answer 8

You looked like you blah andavada woahaman.

Answer 9

I would have been your dad but the dog beat me under the fence.

Answer 10

When my brother gets mad (he's only six) he calls me and my sister stupid shut-up heads. LOL!!!!!! That's horrible!:) Oh well, when he isn't mad he's a pretty cool dude.