What would good old George do if he still worked for the Yankees as he did when on Seinfeld?
Let's say that that since the Yankees appear in trouble, what would he do in the hopes of turning things around and look good in the eyes of Steinbrenner?
Rememeber his uniform idea?
I know that this is not a real life question , but would like to hear any and all answers.
The best creativity gets 10 points.:)
2007-10-05 08:22:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
He would probably come up with some stupid thought that the underwear (cup, strap, whatever) is too tight/plastic/constricting and want the organization to fund a new improved cup/strap/whatever that was made of a new fangled fabric that would itch and distract the team from winning anyway, thereby forcing his resignation from the team and landing him back in his parents house without a job or a future.
Then they would show the back of Steinbrenner in the last scene scratching 'The Itch" himself and cursing George C.
2007-10-05 08:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by witchette 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
But the uniform idea backfired!
Knowing George, he'd come up with something to put on the bats, finding a loophole that makes it legal. He always finds loopholes.
Not a creative idea, it's just something I could see him doing.
2007-10-05 15:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Diane 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
wear the babe ruth shirt out in center field and tell George Steinbrenner he is not the man for the job.
2007-10-05 15:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by Michael M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would be in the locker room shower and all the guys would be laughing at him because of his "shrinkage". Then he would slip and his face would land in another guy's crotch, just like Elaine slipped in the sauna and grabbed Terry Hatcher's "spectacular boobs". Okay, thanks for the ten points.
2007-10-05 16:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm maybe he would suggest the yankees start joba hes the best pitcher they got or will be in a few years.
thanks
~Cherokee74
2007-10-05 16:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Cherokee74™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*** Punch The Indian ***
A white stripped boxing glove in one hand and a big chief Indian squeeze toy that squeals every-time you punch it.
think about how that would sound when 50,000 fans are squeaking together ....lol That would annoy everyone!
2007-10-05 15:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by Dryblood 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he would try to get Elaine to lure CC Sabbathia to an all you can eat buffet before his next start.
2007-10-05 15:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by letsgopitt2002 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Make the all wear cotton blend uniforms
2007-10-05 15:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He'd have dozen egg day at stadium. Every fan gets a dozen eggs to toss at the Indians... One big mess...
2007-10-05 15:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Jay L 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
he'd probably want to trade Jeter to Cleveland for their mascot, Chief Wahoo, and rights to use the tomahawk chop.
The fans could "really get into THAT!"
cheers!
2007-10-05 15:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by michael 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋