Urban Myths,whats the funniest one you've heard?

Question

Oh somebodys being nasty I didnt give any thumbs down,all your stories are great!

Answer 1

I am not sure how funny you mean so I have gone for a link!. Who knows, you may give me the thumbs up!.

Answer 2

>> Funny? This ones funny strange ~ macabre.

>> 2 guys working in the basement of a hospital, in the morgue department.
>> December 24th they both run upstairs telling all the orderlies & nurses to come down to the morgue on their tea breaks & lunchours for a Christmas party ~ (so they would be away from the prying eyes of the bosses.)
>> Some of the orderlies & a quite a few of the nurses who were on lunch hour at the time rushed down to the morgue, where to their absolute horror & disgust, they found the 2 guys who worked there had dragged out all the dead bodies
(in whatever state they were in..... I'll leave it to your imagination) & had them propped up & standing round the morgue, complete with drinks in hands, lit cigarrettes in hands & dressed up in Christmas party hats, streamers, music playing. etc. as if they were alive & having a christmas party.

>>It's true I tell you, I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend....
Ciao!

Answer 3

My lover Miyuki's gal pals embarrass her by telling vulgar urban legends they have read. Kumiko's favorite is about a Boston man who loved baked beans. When he wed a very proper young lady, as are common in Boston, he quit eating baked neans, since they gave him stomach gas, and he did not want to have such problems around a dignified lady. Once, he went out of town on business, and his car broke down. He began walking, and he came to a diner. The odor of beans baking was irresistible to him after so long without them. He ate a double helping of them. He figured he could get rid of all the gas they caused before he reached home. Someone stopped and gave him a ride, so he was home much earlier than he thought he would be. When he came in, his wife said she had a surprise for him. She blindfolded him and took him into the dining room. Just then, the phone rang. She went to answer it and told him to not remove the blindfold before she returned. She was on the phone 15 minutes or so. Soon,he had to pass some gas. He lifted a hip and blasted off loudly. He used a napkin by his plate as a fan to disperse the odor. Soon, he did it again, and the odor was awful. He fanned harder this time. At last, his wife returned and removed the blindfold. Then, he saw birthday party decorations and a group of his friends and relatives who had been sitting at the table near him for some time. miyuki blushes when Kumiko tells such stories. There are other similar urban legends. Kumiko knows them all. Some from Japan are new to me.

Answer 4

In South Carolina there is a myth about a Monkey Dog.
Half monkey, half dog; this creature roams around in the back woods and swamps. You can here it's wolf like call from the trees. He eats cats and other nocturnal small woodland creatures. Though being half monkey he'll eat bananas too. He's more mischevious than dangerous, but creepy none the less. I'm not sure how accurate this story is, I've only heard it in reference. However, I have heard first hand accounts of chance and brief encounters.

I believe in the New Jersey Devil, and Big Foot; but this one i'm not so sure.

Answer 5

Well i read about this guy named Joe. Now there is a couple, Sarah and John, who want to kill Joe. So here Joe is sleeping in his home, completely drunk, when Sarah and John sneak in and inject him wtih snake poison. Then they carry him to an alley and dump him there to die. But after about an Hour, Joe wakes up with a painful headache.
He goes over to his girlfriend's home and takes some painkillers. The girlfriend, Amy, gives him a beer with poison mixed in it! Both the poisons are very slow working.They make him drowsy. So Joe stumbles out the door and heads for home. On the way he takes of his clothe cause he's feeling sweaty and hot. He leaves the clothes in the middle of the street and walks home naked. He finds John waiting for him in his front lawn with a crossbow in his hands. John shoots at Joe but the arrow passes straight through his neck leaving a small hole. John runs away and Joe runs after him. Joe chases John to his house. Sarah comes running out of the house and attacks Joe with a crow bar, striking continuously. Joe runs away and stumbles and staggers to his home.
Then he lights himself a cigarrete and sits down in a chair right beside the pool. The hole in his neck and the bruises don't bother him at all. Then the two poisons kick in and Joe goes into Cardiac arrest. He falls off the chair and into the pool. Miracuoulsly he fights the cardiac arrest and drags himself out of the pool. But here comes John and shoots him in the chest and runs away.
Joe, still alive, crawls into his house, calls 911 and the drops dead.

Answer 6

Resurrection Mary. A ghost that sometimes is seen hitchhiking rides to the bar or walking along this one road next to the cemetery. One guy claimed to have picked her up and driven to the bar and even danced with her but when he drove her back past the cemetery she disappeared at the spot near where she was buried.Funny, I used to live near there and did see a girl matching her same description walking along the road. Maybe this is how some hookers get their work also by pretending to be Resurrection Mary.

Answer 7

The one involving a chap tying a rope to his ladder and securing said rope to his car while working on his roof,then someone driving the car away.Matey then flies off the roof firmly attached to the ladder,lands,and gets dragged along.Never found it funny before today.That's because I saw it happen!And it couldn't have happened to a more deserving racist right wing dog beating asshole!He ended up with two broken legs.The Karma Police came calling to him at last!

Answer 8

Not really funny, (and in reality sad) but that Halloween treats have been poisoned or booby trapped. The only reason this is funny is because of how far it has pervaded our way of thinking i.e. Mall trick or treating or safe neighbor hoods etc.

Edit:
I'll let you look up the reasons this myth started, that's the sad part.

Answer 9

In Japan, this 14 year old girl was in an exam and really had no idea what she was doing.. the pressure got to her, so she dug the pencil in an upright position on her desk, and slammed her head on it.. the pencil went in her eye, and she got out of the exam.. by dying..

another one..

4 guys ditched school due to there was an exam on that day at school.. they had an amazing time off and went to the arcades and cinemas.. the next day, the principal asked them what happened, they all claimed that on the way to school. they got a flat tyre and skidded into a ditch, leaving them in hospital.. the principal gave them a week to study and they did.. the 4 of them were in the exam hall, with the papers infront of them.. the principal walks in and says " you may begin" .. they open the papers with great confidence of their knowledge for maths..

only one question was on the paper, for the whole exam

" Which Tyre Went Flat? "

Answer 10

A guy ate a live baby octopus as an hors d'ouevre. It did not die and kept growing inside him. When he went to have a stomach operation to cure the discomfort he was suffering from, the octopus reached out of the incision and strangled the surgeon. The guy died on the operating table. sorry I was nt sure if you meant "funny ha-ha" or "funny - weird"