If your wife is bearable, and you are just bored. You are better off just cheating, and staying married. Divorce, Alimony, and child support too much money.
2007-10-05 07:31:29 · 22 answers · asked by bundypolkhigh 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
First off to you hateful women, I didn't say that the marriage was bad. I still enjoy time with my wife. I just want a little spice every now and then. Maybe once every quarter.
2007-10-05 07:40:24 · update #1
If you cheat you will get a divorce, which is what you are trying to avoid in the first place.
You are assuming that you can cheat and she won't find out, but they always find out, it's women's sense of intuition that allows them to find out.
If you get divorced because you cheated, who will want you ever again.
Once a new woman finds out you got divorced because you cheated (and yes, again the answer is Yes, they will find out), they won't want anything to do with you.
In addition, think about your family. Do you want your children to be put through a divorce, it is devistating to them.
2007-10-05 07:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Joey 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The way you describe things, yes. However, consider this:
1) In some states adultery is still prosecuted.
2) Your wife could find out and then she'd REALLY take all the money.
3) It's considered bad form.
4) Depending on which country you live in, you might lose a hand or a head or a penis.
5) If your wife finds out, you still run the risk of losing a penis.
6) Depending on your beliefs, you could get a ticket for 'That Long Black Train.'
Consider carefully because I hear tell that no. 6 is kind of a forever thing. Proceed with caution and good luck!
**Spice, you say? Explain your problem. If your wife agrees to it then hit a strip club or hire one of those danging girls who work by the hour.
2007-10-05 14:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by maggieeld 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have gotten married. I would never marry anyone I thought was boring or just tolerable. Since your dumb@ss is already in the situation though, you better keep that sh!t on the DL because the other poster is right, if you get caught, then you are so screwed. And buddy, as expensive as divorce, alimony, and child support are... it is all obviously worth it or else so many men wouldn't be doing it. Better to pay out huge money than spend the rest of your life in a marriage to some ***** you don't want to be with.
2007-10-05 14:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are bored pick up a hobby. If your wife finds out that you have cheated you will be paying all of the cost of a divorce anyway
2007-10-05 14:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are an asshole that give men a bad name!!!! if you think you are bored with your wife, what the hell do you think your wife thinks of you? all you hateful men that go out and cheat cuz you're "bored", what would happen if your wife cheated on you? what if she wants a little spice? i'm sure she needs a hell of a lot more spice than you can give her!!! don't think you are the only one in the relationship.
if you want spice, take your wife and role play, take her to the sex toy store...add your own spice, don't hurt the woman you love (alledgedly) and don't hurt other people. why should any number of people get hurt cuz you are bored!
you are still an asshole!
2007-10-05 14:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by loriloriloriloriv 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is just wrong, I was married for 5 years and i can count on one hand how many times she gave it up, but yet I never thought about cheating. Cheating is just plain and simple a sin, don't do it
2007-10-05 14:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Randy W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If my husband told me he wasn't happy in the marriage and wanted a divorce I'd be upset but I wouldn't feel vengeful towards him. If I caught him cheating on me I'd divorce him, take him to the cleaners and cut off his Johnson. I'd say you have more to lose by cheating because it'll end up in a nastier divorce.
2007-10-05 14:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do what you want to do and don't let these whiny people convince you to do anything other then what you want to. But don't at some later date start feeling guilty and decide to purge your soul to your mate about how you were chasing a skirt around the block.
2007-10-05 14:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by chrome_rider 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO, it makes more sense to invest the time and energy and money that cheating involves in repairing your marriage.
2007-10-05 14:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by James Watkin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks like you've formed an answer to your own question that suits your beliefs just fine. Are you just looking for people like you to agree with you and make you feel better about what you just said?
2007-10-05 14:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by Love My Hubby - Hate His Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋