2007-10-05 04:07:02 · 36 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jesus f*cking crist.
Excuse my language...just answering the question.
2007-10-05 04:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by ♥New Mommy♥ 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
the worst thing to mention in church is the Devil. Something like i had a great time on Halloween? what kind of sence is that? It makes no sence of how you can worship the devils holiday one day and praise the lord the next when going to church. Try thinking about that.
2007-10-05 04:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I worst thing to say in a church is f*ck the lord i don't need him he needs me I don't even know why I'm in this b*tch so let me get the hell out of here well basically anything that disrespects the lord such as curse words
2007-10-05 04:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Brittany A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could tell everyone that I am an atheist if I was in church for some unknown reason. Believers act as if this is worse than uttering vulgar words.
2007-10-05 04:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boring
2007-10-05 04:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Ask the guy next to you if he has a beer.
3. "Wow! Mary sure looks hot!"
4. "I wonder what Mary looks like in a Bikini?"
5. Hit on some women near you, "Wow, I think your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!" etc.
6. Tell the pastor this joke, "Holy f**k! Then Jesus was born."
2007-10-05 04:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Act like you've never been to church before and your really excited about seeing god
That's the best!
Lol
Good luck and i hope this helps
2007-10-05 04:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by Terrum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first time we took my little sister to chruch it was x-mas. My sister looked up at the priest while every one was praying and said real loud " He shouldn't be in his nightgown it's cold outside." I told her "shh" and my little said "Holy **** shut the hell up we are in chruch"
That would be in my mind the worst,.
2007-10-05 04:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by winterpixie_13 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saying, "you think there's change for a $__ in there?" when the collection plate is being passed around.
2007-10-05 08:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was very small apparently i stood up in the synagogue and screamed at the top of my lungs "I'm not naughty i'm the best little girl in the world!!!" which was quite bad...embarrassing anyhooo
oh and also one of my friends mums was marrying a guy that she hated, his surname was Hiscock so everytime they said his name my mate and her fells would say "he's a c**k"...
2007-10-05 04:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gina M 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Everything that comes out of the priest's/father's mouth is pure blasphemy! I don't think anyone can beat them with the lies they tell people.
2007-10-05 04:12:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋