How to Make a Woman Happy?
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
2007-10-05 04:05:53 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cut and paste Hot Head cut and paste....
2007-10-05 04:12:37 · update #1
LOL! I love it!!!! If you're so easy to please, I'll show up naked....
2007-10-05 04:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny because MOST women are like that. I myself...I can carry the trash out, I can change my own oil and tires, and open my own jars, I don't gripe if my man looks at other woman (in fact I point the pretty ones out to him) sometimes we even go to strip clubs, he can go out with his friends anytime he wants and if he has too many drinks, I will always come and get him without one nasty word. I make my own money (good money) and don't mind spending it on bills(thats why you work), I love to cook and I always do the dishes. Im not big into shopping and, I hate soap operas, but I love UFC. I like hunting and fishing, and can dress my own deer. I am dead on with any gun you lay infront of me. And no I'm not butch, I am a nurse and have had several modeling jobs. I don NOT like to argue therefore I never complain. And I NEVER have a headache (everyone knows what I mean).
It's not hard, most woman make it that way though.
2007-10-05 05:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I as a woman expect all the things you listed because I possess many of those qualities in myself. And the man better bring food and show up naked, or hit the road, Jack.
2007-10-05 04:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by tin woman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Woman to make that man dead. But i suppose that 35 out 54 can't be bad
2007-10-05 04:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by julien 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some women think like a man. 3 and beer
Star, funny.
2007-10-05 04:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol we sound horrible, but I guess that's OK Just think if a woman wrote a list about a man it would be longer than ours. Guys are just as complex as we are, we use simpler terms to describe what men need..lol
2007-10-05 06:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Raven75 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was cute but very untrue. All my boyfriend has to do is take out the trash and tend to the yard work. Everything else and I MEAN everything else I take care of. Oh yeah he also has to give me lots and lots of well you know...
2007-10-05 05:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by smash6385 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, not so much true on the woman though, it would be great of my hubby showed up naked and brought food.
2007-10-05 04:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Impossible to be everything to everybody!
Naked is not good - scantily dressed is much, much better - leave to the imagination!
Dreams are usually much better than reality!
2007-10-05 07:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't completely agree with the list, but it made me giggle just the same.
2007-10-05 04:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by goodgirl2577 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WoW!! I don't think it's that funny but I did giggle a lil-bit! The last is the cute part!!
2007-10-05 04:10:04 · answer #11 · answered by lookitsjenn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋