₧ Can you fill in the blanks with as many words as you want to complete an amusing paragraph?

Question

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce _________.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, "_______________________________."
Just then a _______________walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary _____________ and said, "____________." The person (or whatever you choose) looked at her with an expression of __________________ and said, "____________________________."
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"_______________________________."
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
"______________________________________."

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Answer 1

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce that she had at last discovered the meaning of "is" but was withholding the information from Bill as it would ruin any chance of his escaping scrutiny during his next foray with an intern. Or an aide. Or a poodle.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, "My God she is scary. Do you think it's possible that Adolph Hitler reincarnated as a woman?"
Just then a taco vendor walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary frowned with disdain and said, "You better have put sour cream on it this time Paco, or I'll wear your guts for garters!" The Taco man looked at her with an expression of abject terror and said, "Jes my queen! Please do not heet poor Paco no more!"
That night on ALL the liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"Hillary employs immigrant! Shows Mercy on Poor Taco Vendor!"
On the ONE republican network, the lead story was:
"Still searching for the true meaning of "is"....The Bill Saga rumbles on..."

Answer 2

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce she'd singlehandedly re-written (and ratified) the Constitution (or CUTE - Clinton United Team Effort, as she'd now nicknamed the once revered document). The world was going to be a better place with her in charge of the USA!
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, "I want some of whatever she's on. Not one person has objected so far!"
Just then Hillary's twin walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary laughed and said, "Hey, great look! But this is a new world. You slept with my husband - no vote for you! The only arena you'll be heard in is the bedroom." The well-dressed, much-surgeried "clone" looked at her with an expression of bright-eyed wonder and said, "I don't have to vote - I just wanna be YOU!"
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"CUTE Cheers as Clinton Clone Chosen Chief of Staff"
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
"Clinton Conked on Head or Coked Up? YOU Decide"

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Answer 3

Answer: Format per your request...
Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce, her perchance for younger women as…companions.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, “ WOW! I see now what her and Bill had in common all those years!"
Just then a Whoopie Goldberg look-a-like, wanna-be,
Walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary drooled a lustfully and said, "I’d do you, husband and Vince Foster Right Here ." The person looked at her with an expression of sinful lust and said, "No problem as long as you drop and acknowledge your superior."
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"Hillary is flexible on all fronts."
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
"_They spent the night, in one heck of a fight, over who should do what…and to whom?

Answer 4

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce ____who her running mate would be_____.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, "__she sure is showing a lot of cleavage today___...
Just then a __lesbian activist_____walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary __blushed____ and said, "_not now honey___." The person (or whatever you choose) looked at her with an expression of _hurt__ and said, "_but you said I'd always be your little running mate____....
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"_Hillary Announces Running Mate____...
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
"_Hillary's Lover Revealed____...

Answer 5

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce that she is leaving Bill for another man.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, " Gee who could that be who is walking throught the door now? NO F****N WAY!"
Just then a minster walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary the minster and said, " We are glad you are all here to be part of this joyous moment in Hillary's life and all our lives." The minster looked at her with an expression of shear joy and said, "Her is the future of husban of Hillary. Please welcome Rush Limbaugh."
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"THE END IS HERE!"
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
" WHAT THE F***?????...

Now if not one of you laugh you don't have soul.

Answer 6

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce socialism.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, " Finally we can destroy America"
Just then a priest walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary smirked and cackled and said, "Don't bother me you insignificant man." The priest looked at her with an expression of calmness and said, " Repent dear woman for your time draws nigh"
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
" Radical Christian Threatens Hillary With Violence"
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
" We are under attack . Radical leftists are over-running our studios . Grab your 2-way radios, food and water , and your children.. and we will see you in the trenches . Good night , good luck , and God Bless us one and all ".

Answer 7

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce socialism.
As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, " Finally we can destroy America"
Just then a priest walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary smirked and cackled and said, "Don't bother me you insignificant man." The priest looked at her with an expression of calmness and said, " Repent dear woman for your time draws nigh"
That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
" Radical Christian Threatens Hillary With Violence"
On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
" We are under attack . Radical leftists are over-running our studios . Grab your 2-way radios, food and water , and your children.. and we will see you in the trenches . Good night , good luck , and God Bless us one and all ".

Answer 8

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce her most recent legislation, the Deficit Reduction Act of Two-thousand-nine (DRAT). As the tv cameras were rolling, one NBC exec said to another, "This truly is the moment we have waited for...at last, from each according to their ability, to each according to their need."

Just then an aide walked out of the crowd and approached her. Hillary stopped, listened as the aide whispered in her ear, and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to speak to you this evening, the Deficit Reduction Act of Two-thousand-nine has been endorsed by leaders of both Houses of Congress, and we expect it will pass by a near unanimous margin." The aide looked at her with an expression of euphoria and said, "Now we have the power to effect real change!"

That night on ALL the Liberal news shows, the lead story was:
"A Chicken in Every Pot."

On the ONE Republican network, the lead story was:
"MARXISM!"

Answer 9

Hillary Clinton stepped up to the mic to announce *that she was pregnant*. As the tv cameras were rolling, on NBC exac said to another, "*who would sleep w/ that?* Just then a *Lizard* walked out of the crown and approached her. Hillary *looked @ the lizard* and said, "*yes, its yours*." The *lizard* looked at her w/ the expression of *Damnn I thought you had hit menopause already* and said "*I will not claim it, you can get on welfare and others can pay for it*" That night on ALL the liberal new shows the lead story was: *Hillary expects baby to help her win the race, and it will be the VP*....On the ONE republican network the lead story was: *Hillary actually got laid??????*

Answer 10

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