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Are you that attached to a metal container with compressed air? It doesn't match your hair and makes your feet look big you know...

2007-10-05 03:06:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style Fashion & Accessories

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Is this a joke? people who take their oxygen tanks with them usually need them to breathe! some may be hypochondriacs, but generally it's a life or death situation.

2007-10-05 03:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Kathi 6 · 0 1

I'm actually an alien, and it's not oxygen. If you take off the tinfoil hat for a few minutes I'l tell you what it is telepathically.And my feet look big because it's hard to jam my reptilian claws into Manolo Blahniks.

2007-10-05 04:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Linda S 7 · 0 0

I do not, but Marla carries it everywhere. It is not compressed air, but that indefineable Dyler Turden scent. Combination of old lederhosen aroma, digested sauerkraut, schmaltz herring, fried pig's feet, and his ashtray. She needs to have quite a few hits every day. I understand Hugo Boss sells a version of it called Essence De Kraut, drives women mad...

2007-10-05 05:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you were more observant, you would have noticed that I'm also carrying a canister of nitrogen. With the two, I can make nitrous oxide, thanks to the fluffin patch on my molecular defibrillator nestling neatly inside my right nostril. So your question becomes, why do I suck up NO2 everywhere I go? The answer is because I can.

2007-10-05 08:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It can't be helped, but new advances in technology make it possible to carry around a much smaller tank that lasts for about 8 hours. Can't help with the color coordination problem though. Lol

2007-10-05 03:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by bonstermonster20 6 · 1 0

People who carry oxygen tanks with them generally need it to breathe so they can continue living.

2007-10-05 03:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by Judy 7 · 1 0

Unlike you, I've not yet achieved god-hood, so I must breathe and who wants to breathe all the crap that's in the regular air? I tell ya, I'm on the fast-track to urban god-hood and I can't be breathing the same air as my soon to be underlings breathe!

2007-10-05 06:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1 0

Im sure the people whom carry around those tanks, would perfere to be able to leave them home, but their life depends on them, so they have no chhoice, they either have severe asthma, or the other lung diease

2007-10-05 03:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by debe20062000 2 · 0 0

I like to look like a human fireball as I smoke thank you.

Then everything "matches."

My lifes going up in flames.

2007-10-07 09:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It keeps the smokers away from me... But I get a lot of interesting looks from terrorists.

2007-10-05 04:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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