a guy in a desert all alone for 5 months desperate for sex,,
he finds a camel ,, so he thought to screw the camel for his desperation,,, went near camel all ready,, tries to insert, but the camel steps fwd 1 step,, again tries but camel steps fwd one step.. many tries resulting same,,
all of a sudden a girl without a piece of cloth runs to him and asks for help, 4 guys chasing her,, so he makes agreement with the girl if he protects her,, then she has to do anything for him, the girl accepts,,
with great fight he knocks down the rogues,,
Girl: thanks a lot dude,, ok tell me wat can i do for u, anything in the world i can giv u,, ask me,, (still not a single piece of cloth on her)
Guy: ok fine,, its my time now,, i have protected u ,, u have to do only a small help for me as per the agreement,,
Girl: fine, tell me wat,,
Guy: Can u pls hold the camel's legs tight for few minutes till i complete,,,, LOL....!
2007-10-04 22:26:37 · 26 answers · asked by Oh itsme !! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its damn funny.here is your star.
2007-10-05 05:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by @@ye$#@...... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Star 4 u!!
2007-10-04 23:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-10-04 22:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by malvika s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-21 06:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
COME ON!!!
he picked the camel instead? LOL
2007-10-04 22:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Tsarey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... oh what a jack a*se.. haha.
i think its better this way for the girl though.. she would end up preg and prob with a decease since he likes humping animals
2007-10-06 10:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good in turn here's one:
once an englishman asks the sardarji
"hello,how do you do?"
The sardarji thinks and finally answers
"Well, I don't know about your's but I do with my pants off."
2007-10-05 18:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, after 5 months in the desert...
wonder if he had done different before that! *lol*
2007-10-04 22:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny but gross at the same time
2007-10-05 00:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by ĴỂņŇỴ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that was a very foolish man.I guess not more than a jackass or maybe more than that!
2007-10-05 05:02:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ritu of winx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supprise, you got a star for that one.
2007-10-04 22:52:36 · answer #11 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋