A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
2007-10-04 22:00:29 · 17 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
Thnxx you just made my day
I was feeling rather depressed
Have a star :D
2007-10-05 00:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol hmm yeah it hurts. Childbirth I meant but I thought it was worth it.
2007-10-05 17:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carol Burnett and Bill Cosby are awesome. LOL
2007-10-05 05:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-10-05 06:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by freestyler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL best way of describing it hehe
2007-10-05 05:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by lovestoned 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If that's what it feels like, I'm also glad I'm not a woman.
2007-10-05 05:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by pd6491 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol naughty doctor
2007-10-05 05:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by lets talk-now w 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good joke.
2007-10-05 05:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol im sooo gonna adopt!
2007-10-05 05:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and thats putting it mildly. lmfao!!
2007-10-05 05:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋