"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothing'." said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
2007-10-04 21:57:27 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I told that joke (kinda different though) in the 3rd grade and got detention for being rude. :}
2007-10-04 23:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 02:43:21 · answer #2 · answered by yau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a good laugh for one full minute.
2007-10-04 22:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laughed
2007-10-04 23:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i got it
2007-10-04 22:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by lets talk-now w 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋