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I have often said I will start believing in God if He stops by the house sometime. So far all I have gotten was a couple of Witnesses. Perhaps if I kept a couple of God's favorite beers in the fridge, just as a gesture, then God would honor my invite? Any thoughts are welcome.

2007-10-04 21:28:28 · 15 answers · asked by The Instigator 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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id like to think god would enjoy a natty ice... cuz hes a total bro a brozilla if u will and he loves to party like its 1999.

2007-10-04 21:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My son, the Lord your God speaketh through the words of Wayne A, heed my words as he advises you I enjoy Australian beer, Carlton Draught, when in the US i like Sierra Nevada or even Millers Genuine Draught!

2007-10-04 21:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When free,open two beers.Say cheers to God and have one.When finished,take the other one,in the name of God.If He is there and around,He may come some day to claim his beer.In the mean while ,what do you loose?Nothing what so ever.It's a Win Win situation for you.

2007-10-04 21:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 1 0

Revelations chapter 3 verse 20
Says
" Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."

You do not need beer my friend but you need to open your Heart and let God come in and all things of earth shall be of no more interest but your desires will also be different.

Read also John Chapter 3 and it will tell you what a new life in God is. ( best is to read the whole bible and also attend a good bible worshipping church near your place)

2007-10-04 22:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Wally 6 · 0 2

He probably likes St Pauli Girl.
Either that or that beer brewed by Trappist Monks in Belgium.

2007-10-04 21:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by hypno_toad1 7 · 1 0

He only drinks the finest mead, but rarely does he pass up $1 domestic bottle night at the local pub. He is classy, yet frugal.

2007-10-04 21:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by Quincy S 3 · 0 0

Olympia, because God lives on MT. Olympias/Greek Myth.

2007-10-04 21:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by stephanie b 2 · 1 0

I'm a Carlsberg man. I'll stop round tonight. Oh, and I also like Nobbys nuts.

2007-10-04 21:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the philippine's san miguel beer, one of the best tasting beer in the world, and the name's holy too.

2007-10-05 02:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by iohannes 2 · 1 0

He told me the other day; It is a brand the the devil refuses to drink. It is called, "Brewing to Keep Us out of Hell." Have you ever tasted it, or do you need to order a case?

2007-10-04 21:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by shawnLacey 4 · 0 1

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