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2007-10-04 20:50:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jonsey I love your sense of humour. These were the best I have heard for a long time. If I new where you lived in North Wales, I would come and give you a big kiss.
2007-10-06 23:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorites:
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
2015-04-12 08:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY, Cannot totally understand it. English is soooooooo confusing. Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ?? 13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
2016-04-07 05:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh heh, some real gems there. I think some of these are accidents, and some are done on purpose by someone with a sense of humor. I saw one about a robber who stole from a eye doctor. Headline read something like "Thief makes spectacle of himself after robbing eye doctor", or maybe he was "Framed"? ;-)
2007-10-04 22:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We had one in local Seattle paper:
Baby Killer Whale Seen In Gulf
and I thought, "How did a baby get into the gulf to get killed by a whale?"
2007-10-04 21:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Howard H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
asian immigrant filed malpractice lawsuit against British doctor
when after spending a week in hospital, the doctor smiled at him and said,"you can go home to die"(his pronunciation of today)
2007-10-04 21:13:51 · answer #6 · answered by 36 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg jonsey you just made my day again and i heart you for that! a star for you!
2007-10-05 11:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by teanah203 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some really heavy laughs among them - brilliant!
2007-10-04 21:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, these are so funny,thanks for the laugh and you deserve a *
2007-10-04 20:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those are awesome!! Have a star!
2007-10-04 21:51:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋