Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to bring along one item to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, gin and other games with a cellmate, or all sorts of different solitaire games when I'm by myself."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled and said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the label, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating...."
2007-10-04 18:39:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha
Good one!
2007-10-05 01:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 08:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have lots of thinking time to come up with the jokes, funny
2007-10-04 19:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by paul b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! A star for you!
2007-10-04 18:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big Bubba is all happy he is getting a new cellie.
2007-10-05 11:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is freaking hilarious!
2007-10-04 20:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,,im giving you a star=]
2007-10-06 11:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by PaolaCecilia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...♥ the punchline.Keep them rolling
2007-10-04 20:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooo funny!!!
2007-10-09 06:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-10-05 01:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋