According to the christians I'm going to hell so I just wanna know if I'm allowed to bring my brimstone fire skis and flaming boogy board and swim in the lake of fire. How about their ski resort? Is that any good? and whats up with the bad food I've been hearing about Should I bring my own? So yeah thats about it.
2007-10-04 16:13:21 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah I get to go to the deepest levels of hell! I better bring my brimstone scuba gear! Seriously though the first few days in hell might hurt but, after that I will get used to all the fire.
2007-10-04 16:28:14 · update #1
It's a big joke to you now.....but it won't be in the end....mark my words.
2007-10-04 16:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Linda M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The fire is not the problem. It is being in the complete absence of all that is good (because it is a complete separation from God). You will only go to hell if you reject a relationship with Christ. It is not a matter of if you are "good" enough.
2007-10-04 23:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be good if you were to question the origin of your thought before you blindly accept and sign on the dotted line. One day you will feel horrible when you remember, so I hope you turn a little today.
2007-10-04 23:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever sat in a totally dark space, where you couldn't even see your hand in front of your face, where you were disoriented because of the darkness? Imagine being there with no creature comforts at all, with no one to talk to and with nothing but forever to think about what got you into that place. Doesn't sound so great does it?
2007-10-04 23:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Que bella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Hell" was created by a group of vengfull ignorants that are unable to see or feel the entire concept of GOD/LOVE in thier hearts.
GOD is not vengful, he is teaching.
"A belief is a poor substitute for genuine knowledge." — Yasuhiko Genku Kimura
Religious freedom leads us closer to the truth.
2007-10-04 23:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by lovingfeathers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only thing im hoping for when i get to hell is that i get to replace the guy chained up, not the blonde on the floor.
2007-10-04 23:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny how I didn't laugh. Once. Nice effort though.Hell is a endless pit of torture. You won't be able to see anyone, nor will anyone be able to see you. It will be as a lake of fire. You will be tormented for the rest of your life.
Nice job trying to pick a religious fight. Get bored much?
2007-10-04 23:17:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
not a joke
not fun
Luke 16:19-31
Rev 18-22
Matt 24-25
2007-10-04 23:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hell is a torture state, it is never lasting and monotonous, if you are going to hell, it is better to believe that hell didn't exist.
2007-10-04 23:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by Cookies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg. u do not bring ur stuff with u to hell idiot. u burn in the flames of hell. and u only go to hell if like you murder, u sin TOOOOOOOOOOO much, or if u worship the d person. i hate him.
2007-10-04 23:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by jtester2007 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christians can not determine whether you are going to hell or not only you have that free will to decide whether you are going or not ONLY YOU!!!!
2007-10-04 23:25:16 · answer #11 · answered by swishersweets97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋