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The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs

2007-10-04 15:32:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

LMAO, DC... Very good one...

2007-10-04 17:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1 0

Lol that so very funny and every one's on Viagra again,here have a star.You from the USA?

2007-10-04 22:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1 0

Viagra? Did someone say something adout there being free samples?

2007-10-05 01:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0 0

omg this is funny!! imagine holding a clay model of a peepee and a peepee on drugs. :D

2007-10-04 22:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by dinOgaL(: 3 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...ROFLMAO!!!
viagara...the little blue pill...that won't leave you with blue balls...it keeps going and going and going...wouldn't you like to be a pecker too? happy day:)

2007-10-05 08:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0 0

Funny! I loved it

2007-10-04 22:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-10-05 00:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2007-10-04 22:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 0 0

Good.

2007-10-04 22:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0 0

beautiful

2007-10-05 06:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by le le 5 · 0 0

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