I want to know your opinion if you were this guy and what you would do. Funniest answer gets 10 points.
Whilst enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place.
The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.
Finally, the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.
Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation."
2007-10-04 15:13:05 · 18 answers · asked by WhITe and NerDy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-04 15:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by nothing but the kitchen sink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you think thats a joke, but one of my best guy friends actualyl kissed a 'transexual', or whatever they are called when they still ahve their man bits but dress up all sexy woman like, made out with her, all that crap, until her felt a suspicious 'bulge' where 'her' lady parts should have been .... the poor guy needed a week off work, and he's soooo not into the club scene anymore.
Yes,I feel sorry for him. These 'part female', cross dressing sorts really should be a abit more upfront, dont you think?
2007-10-04 15:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by jacquie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow. I didn't see that one coming.
If I were him I'd probably have run out of the room screaming (without even putting my clothes back on first)... That would be interesting. A naked guy running down the street screaming in fear and disgust with his tallywacker flapping in the breeze... LOL
oh dear... sorry about the mental pic there guys!
2007-10-04 15:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drink a fifth of Old Granddad and drunk drive into a swimming pool.
2007-10-04 15:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by Gabe TX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this one yesterday & it still makes me smile.
I suppose he never saw Forrest Gump and that business about life being like a box of chocolates...
2007-10-04 15:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Poor guy, I would hate to be him. It's worse than finding out that your mom doesn't know who her baby daddy is.
2007-10-04 15:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, he never would have known had he not seen the picture!
2007-10-04 15:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by lily197924 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-10-04 15:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Funniest answer gets 10 points."
Butt Sex
2007-10-04 15:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by DJ_SuPeR_CrAzY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He must have been REALLY drunk to go at it with a trans,
2007-10-04 15:17:26 · answer #10 · answered by What? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋