The Bible says the earth is flat. Now the Bible is infallible so the world is flat and evolution is wrong because the Bible is the word of God because it says it's in the word of God.
"take the earth by the edges and shake the wicked out of it (Job 38:12-13)
"[T]he devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them"
(Matthew 4:1-12)
Recent scientists have discredited the round earth "theory."
Just look at these pictures.
http://web.mit.edu/kenta/www/one/world-map.png
So why should we teach our children these fallacious lies?
2007-10-04 10:50:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We should then make teachers teach our children that the earths doesn't move and that sun revolves around the earth. Like it states here in the infallibel word of God:
1 Samuel 2:8 states that "For the pillars of the earth are the Lord's, And He has set the world upon them". If you go to any seashore, you are bound to see houses built on pillars, and yet the houses don't move. How strange.
Psalms 93:1"The Lord reigns, he is clothed with majesty; The Lord is clothed, He has girded Himself with strength. Surely the world is established so that it cannot be moved."
2007-10-04 10:55:27 · update #1
I'm dead serious. If we teach our children these lies they are going to hell!
2007-10-04 10:56:37 · update #2
Wait, can't it be round and flat, like a pancake? Dude!
2007-10-04 10:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the world is not round then why do all satellite images of it show it to be round? You are taking the Bible way too literally. The Earth is round and teaching our children such is not lies.
Again I think someone needs to switch to decaf. Exactly where in the Bible does it say we will go to hell if we teach our children science. Just in case you have forgotten He is the creator of Science. What scientists say that the earth is flat. Why not put a satellite image up that proves this instead of a drawing of the earth?
2007-10-04 17:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by christina h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the link. Flat as a pancake.
Squash Round Earfh "Theory".
2007-10-04 17:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by capekicks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tsh, since when did anyone believe that stupid "round earth theory" in the first place....The lies the world try to put into our heads..
2007-10-04 17:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by mr.200monkeys 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
And the Theory of Gravity! That is blasphemy as well! And yet these evil and amoral "teachers" insist that they be allowed to brainwash our progeny with it!
2007-10-04 17:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
we teach our children all these fallacious lies in order to ensure that they will grow up to become sinners. No sinners, no God, no Salvation, no Nothing!
2007-10-04 17:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Curry C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh! Have a star!
2007-10-04 17:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋