they are coming out with a new line.
Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors(half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too -- muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.
Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
2007-10-04 09:53:41 · 11 answers · asked by Dondi 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch
Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
2007-10-04 09:55:19 · update #1
Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
that's all for now.
2007-10-04 09:56:39 · update #2
Don't forget we Seniors!
Red hat Barbie comes with her own box of depends rubber do-nut, walker and triple chin !
2007-10-04 10:15:37 · answer #1 · answered by Bemo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't remember the Tressy doll but fondly remember Sindy and Barbie.
2016-05-21 00:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done, once again a sortoical look onto the one of the biggest selling toys within the world, you know these things only get better with every wronged word, well done again.
2007-10-05 03:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by kissaled 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good Dondi ; you got all the change of life barbies; now what happened to all the ken dolls are they with barbies younger sister skipper...Yes i had all barbies ken;s and skippers.,
2007-10-04 15:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 10:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!! Can I place an order now?
2007-10-04 10:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by HisPrincess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.. thats rly funny. haha i wonder who come up with this stuff.
2007-10-04 10:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by dragonflyy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! thats absolutly hillarious
2007-10-04 10:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by Lola R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you come up with all of these their pretty good
2007-10-04 10:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by panda14244 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao so funny
2007-10-04 09:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋