Damn, it's good to be a man...
1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.
6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. The world is your urinal.
9. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16. One mood, ALL the damn time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. You know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
23. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
25. Everything on your face stays its original color.
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
28. You almost never have strap problems in public.
29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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31. You don't have to shave below your neck.
32. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
33. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color all seasons.
34. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
35. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
36. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
2007-10-04 09:30:21 · 31 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah the phoenix has arisen again, I missed you my dear.
Damn men have all the luck. 36/36 points.
2007-10-04 10:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2016-04-07 04:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got me in there too
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
except i do it in 20 minutes
2007-10-05 08:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's so funny but comes the 24 of Dec he still can't find no prezzies,have a star.
2007-10-04 09:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Have a star.
I tried to "do" my finger nails once with a pocket knife. The result was lots of blood and exposed muscles and other fun flesh wound type stuff. :D
2007-10-04 14:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp !!
Yeah, I like number 14 !!
2007-10-04 10:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All spokily true, even the 34 and single bit !
Do I know you ?
2007-10-04 09:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by t.bone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao u make it sound so appealing to be a man, u got all the men out there lovin this right now
2007-10-04 11:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by staci b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of it is true. I enjoyed reading. Here is a star.
2007-10-04 09:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by prolife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh yes but as men will tell you they have to put up with us women, and as you know that's not easy.
2007-10-04 10:47:52 · answer #10 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋