The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventualy his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said Johnny. "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then daddy hd a heart attack, mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself!"
2007-10-04 09:27:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol that was ssoo good it normally happens in my house,Lol ,here have a star.Only joking honey but it comes very close to my house hold.xxx
2007-10-04 09:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Jokes. Especially the Lawyer one. Kudos.
2016-05-21 00:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by angela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice 1 thats a beauty lmao
2007-10-04 09:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by robertboozychic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 10:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that deserved a star very funny.
2007-10-04 10:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahahaaaaaa good one hun
2007-10-04 14:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha Ha Ha ! nice one lady!! keep them coming!
2007-10-04 10:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bloody good one have a star
2007-10-04 10:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao nice one, star!
2007-10-04 09:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2007-10-04 09:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋