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2007-10-04 09:22:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Not only was he a zombie, he led an army of zombies.

Matthew 51-53:

And behold the veil of the temple was rent in two from the top even to the bottom, and the earth quaked, and the rocks were rent.

And the graves were opened: and many bodies of the saints that had slept arose,

And coming out of the tombs after his resurrection, came into the holy city, and appeared to many.

2007-10-04 09:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

A vampire.

That's why drinking the blood of Christ is so important in Catholicism. If he'd been a zombie, Catholics would eat his brain instead of his body.

2007-10-04 16:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Technically the story was about a zombie. in the fictional book of Mathew many other zombies crawled out of the ground also.

2007-10-04 16:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

In the bible he's a Zombie , but in real life he was a corpse in some tomb somewhere

2007-10-04 16:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Undead 3 · 1 1

Well, since he didn't need to drink blood nor was burnt to a crisp by the rays of the sun - i think we can cross out vampire.

2007-10-04 16:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by D.Chen 3 · 2 1

Definitely a zombie! Anyone who says he was a vampire is craaaaazy. :)

2007-10-04 16:30:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Jesus is Jesus. If the fact that I believe in him bothers you, why be here?

2007-10-04 16:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

he was God in human flesh who spoke in parables and talked
symbolicaly knowing his true disciples would understand
through his divine revelation.

you sound like the other fools that called him names and accused
him falsely

2007-10-04 16:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by SOMEONE 3 · 2 1

I vote zombie.

2007-10-04 16:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by moddy almondy 6 · 1 4

neither.
he was an honorable prophet of God (peace be upon him) that U SHOULD Speak about him with great respect!

2007-10-04 16:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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