An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can".
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-10-04 09:15:21 · 15 answers · asked by Vangorn2000 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey, i live in cincy
2007-10-04 12:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by Optimus Prime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She isn't cheating. She is just helping an old fella out. I am sure if you did your research she probably hangs out at the local vets club. Lots 80+ men to give a helping hand to!
2016-05-21 00:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, her husband did her dirty! Why would he back stab his own wife? Now she might be going to jail for over a year and some! If I was her, I would get a divorce from him when I got out!
2007-10-04 09:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, first time to hear this one. She could be in there for a year with a can of peas or corn. hehe * 4 u!
2007-10-04 09:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 11:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo funny,but what a nasty old hubby she's got,here have a star.
2007-10-04 09:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They all turn against you in the end!!!!! =)
2007-10-04 09:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was clever, but not funny.
2007-10-04 10:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by prolife 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uh-ho .. oldie in trouble
2007-10-04 09:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one, thx
2007-10-04 09:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋