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Stupid Questions





1. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?


2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


5. Why is a boxing ring square?


6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?


8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?




11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?


12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?


13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?


15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?


17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?


18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?


21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Answer 1

1. Sun Bleaches hair, and cooks skin.
2. A thin coat of wax inside every bottle
3. Psychics think it's a misalication of their powers.. 4. Abbey was taken
5. So they have a corner to sit in. No corner nowhere to go between rounds.
6. The word "stick" refers to the stick of cosmetics itself that you put to your lips.
7. Golden teeth robbers
8. None of them are very good at it and they all have different opinions.. they all just practice.
9. Rain drops fall. The drop refers to the water itself.. not how it comes to earth.
10. You don't. ctrl alt del.
11. The radio diverts your attention (especially guys.. we have a one tracked mind)
12. Both made with real lemons.. you can try the detergent if ya want though
13. Because in the early 1900s he was the person that rendered everyone broke.
14. What makes you think it's the third hand??
15. Everyone's in a rush ''cause traffic is so slow.
16. Case you need to know the definition of dictionary
17. Why no name for the bottom?? or the tops of your hands?
18. Mise don't taste good even to cats.
19. too heavy
20. sure.. but it's not a pretty site
21. to confirm your age?? Cab anyone??

Answer 2

1) People are more embarrassed with the act of undressing than being naked. 2) No they will need to purchase the mineral rights from the government. 3) It a matter of the position of the eyes when the mouth is open, angle is different. 4) Last names aren't allowed except your buddy. 5) No they AKC is working on recognizing the breed. 6) It is a reference to open risers or not. 7) A light bulb is not able to exist for long in such a cold environment. 8) Bottles have some trace bacteria and could be at unsafe levels after that date. 9) Toasters are used for other purposes other than making just toast. 10) Happened anywhere from 9000 to 7000 BC no one is for sure. 11) Guest ware. 12) Episode 4 disclosed the fact they couldn't find anything to stick to the hull of the boat, and there was damage to other parts, plus the show would be over! 13) They originally never appeared together and Pluto was Mickey's Dog. to keep Character continuity Walt decided that kids would be OK with this inconsistency, plus when does a mouse have a dog. 14) danseur or ballerino. 15) Yes, unless the brocca area is damaged, but why not the brain is awesome organ. 16) He wants the Delicacy of Road Runner, revealed in one of the few speaking segments he offered. 17) It comes from the Anglo-Norman root of brocour or small trader. 18) A quiz is to see what you know, a test is to a standard. 19) It is usually a mineral oil, with fragrance and a few other odds and ends. 20) No observer so it is not there ( Werner Karl Heisenberg postulate) 21) Tactile opinion, vs. quantitative result. 22) Asteroid is a shortened form of astronomical object, and a hemorrhoid refers to hemorrhage (bleeding)that is taking place. 23) All a matter of perspective.

Answer 3

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?

good question and so true WHY?

another fantastic lot again

was gonna ask what you doing tomorrow night
but then thought
probably working more of these out

well thank you for your time and patience

Answer 4

Wow...I'll answer some, too. Here goes...

3. Cuz I don't want you asking for my cash!
7. So my victim won't come back to life and escape.
12. At least my dirty dish water tastes lemony fresh!!!
16. Hey, I wanted to know what dictionary means, so shoot me! *yells*
18. Cuz mice taste funny, but if you add soy sauce, YUMMY!!!
21. Who says I can't drink and drive??? *waves fists*

Answer 5

LOL i totally answered number 11 that is soooo funny. neway i totally * #6...that has to be the most dumb ? i've heard in a long time.

Answer 6

Good questions. Some I have heard before but a lot I have not.

Answer 7

Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones!

Answer 8

The beauty of your jokes is they are long and you find many jokes within which tickle your crazy bone.

Answer 9

hahahaha keepem coming<3

Answer 10

These were very funny. Here is a star.