Deedee answers the door to a market reseacher. "Good morning, madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time," said Deedee. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?" said the researcher.
"Like what?"
"Ahem...err...well...during...ahem - s*x."
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!"
2007-10-04 09:02:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahhahaaaaa, thanks for the tip lol
2007-10-04 14:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Why did the wife wear a blindfold during sex?
She couldn't stand to see her husband have a better time than her.
2007-10-04 09:10:27 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes slippery customer that Deedee.
2007-10-04 13:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 10:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 06:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good
i had some woman banging on my door all last night
& i still wouldn't let her out.
2007-10-04 10:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thanks fidgety for the advice now I know how to keep the hubby out,have a star.
2007-10-04 11:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that'll do the trick.
2007-10-04 09:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by Papa Dom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nooooo! I can't believe you went there.
2007-10-04 09:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely awesome!!! LOL!!!!!!
2007-10-04 13:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..i wont let my wife bring that thing home again..
2007-10-04 13:14:28 · answer #11 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋