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Stupid Questions II





1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?


2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the
center of the earth?


3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?


4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?


5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?


6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?


8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?


9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?


10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?




11. What do people in China call their good plates?


12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.


14. What do you call male ballerinas?


15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?


16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't
he buy his dinner?


17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?


18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables.
What is baby oil made from?


20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?


21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?


22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere,
yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ***?


23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad,
yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Answer 1

I liked 'em all. Where do you get these from? What is weird is you are so enigmatic but I love you and your jokes so much.

Answer 2

1) People are more embarrassed with the act of undressing than being naked.

2) No they will need to purchase the mineral rights from the government.

3) It a matter of the position of the eyes when the mouth is open, angle is different.

4) Last names aren't allowed except your buddy.

5) No they AKC is working on recognizing the breed.

6) It is a reference to open risers or not.

7) A light bulb is not able to exist for long in such a cold environment.

8) Bottles have some trace bacteria and could be at unsafe levels after that date.

9) Toasters are used for other purposes other than making just toast.

10) Happened anywhere from 9000 to 7000 BC no one is for sure.

11) Guest ware.

12) Episode 4 disclosed the fact they couldn't find anything to stick to the hull of the boat, and there was damage to other parts, plus the show would be over!

13) They originally never appeared together and Pluto was Mickey's Dog. to keep Character continuity Walt decided that kids would be OK with this inconsistency, plus when does a mouse have a dog.

14) danseur or ballerino.

15) Yes, unless the brocca area is damaged, but why not the brain is awesome organ.

16) He wants the Delicacy of Road Runner, revealed in one of the few speaking segments he offered.

17) It comes from the Anglo-Norman root of brocour or small trader.

18) A quiz is to see what you know, a test is to a standard.

19) It is usually a mineral oil, with fragrance and a few other odds and ends.

20) No observer so it is not there ( Werner Karl Heisenberg postulate)

21) Tactile opinion, vs. quantitative result.

22) Asteroid is a shortened form of astronomical object, and a hemorrhoid refers to hemorrhage (bleeding)that is taking place.

23) All a matter of perspective.

Answer 3

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? good question and so true WHY? another fantastic lot again was gonna ask what you doing tomorrow night but then thought probably working more of these out well thank you for your time and patience

Answer 4

another cracking set
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
P S the answer is YES

Answer 5

nr 7 and 21 love 'em!
star 4 u!

Answer 6

Funny have a star.

Answer 7

Some repeats creeping in here, my dear.

Answer 8

That's cute. or should I say funny. I like.

Answer 9

Ya put a smile on my face


Thank u

:>)

Answer 10

Where do you get them from, again so funny.