Wise thoughts on everything
1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
2. Life is sexually transmitted.
3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
6. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...
8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
10. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?
11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.
12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that
it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
13. You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung
around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to
Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I
think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland Security.
2007-10-04 08:51:26 · 11 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
my favourite one
2007-10-05 07:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you on 12, it makes me wonder about those that don't know the worlds.
No 4 Even if they are Horny make them a ham sandwich, and say you have a headache, or it's the wrong time of the month. LoL
2007-10-04 11:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lost for words loved No 8.
2007-10-04 11:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marvelous job. Thanks!
BTW~ I may be shallow, but what was the 1st profession?
2007-10-04 08:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by Kristen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are some very good points! They really give you something to think about!
2007-10-04 08:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfaooooooooo looks like u r genius. if my galfriend loves me than why does she go out on a date with my grandpa ?? lol cheers and have thoughtfull day
2016-04-07 04:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one hun xx i like that
2007-10-04 08:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by theresa c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones. * for you
2007-10-05 01:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 02:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like these. theyre funny. i'm starring this!
and what was the first profession? lying? lol idk
2007-10-04 09:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋