Billy was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything - and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend Jim Jnr., said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great s*x, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
Billy decided to take Jim's advice.
The next day at the bar, Jim said: "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Billy replied.
"Did she like it?" said Jim.
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling: I'll be back in an hour!!"
2007-10-04 08:35:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-04 11:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!
2007-10-04 15:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 15:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's a good one.
2007-10-04 15:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so instead of having sex with her husband, she went to go have it with someone else! Oh no, she committed adultery!
2007-10-04 15:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaaaaa, good one hun love it
2007-10-04 21:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO She ought to keep on running LOL
2007-10-04 22:58:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I detect that all is not well in the bed department?
2007-10-04 19:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-04 15:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
wasnt expecting that lol
2007-10-04 15:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wished her good luck too..lol
2007-10-04 20:18:37 · answer #11 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋