"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Wang Chow called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice wife & house."
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BAD SUNBURN
I was just wondering if you nurses had heard of this treatment?
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn.
He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed
with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,
the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor?
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
2007-10-04 08:32:09 · 4 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thank you!! It was worth it!
star 4 u!
2007-10-04 08:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by backhand-smash 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Response to the first joke: I bet his boss was mad at him for sleeping with his wife! He probably wanted to fire him on the spot!
Response to the second joke: Oh, I think I got it! When his "you know what" is hard, it will help keep the sheets off of his legs!" Hopefully, I'm right! I'm not so sure!
2007-10-04 08:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha...good one...have a star...
deo
2007-10-04 08:44:09 · answer #3 · answered by deo.harischand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one kiddo...!!! LOL *'s to you...!
2007-10-04 12:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by Sonny O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋