Marge was in bed with her lover Trev. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
"Oh my God, your husband is home!" Trev said. "What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he isn't going to notice you here with me."
The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Marge's husband, Paddy, came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"
"Paddy dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
The husband got out of bed, and counted. "One, two, three, four.....By God, you're right dear," said Paddy,
2007-10-04 08:23:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Paddy jokes you just gotta llove them. STAR for a great laugh
2007-10-04 15:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-04 08:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 17:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaaa, good one hun
2007-10-04 14:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-04 08:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just remembered how much i love irish jokes!!
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have a star just cos
2007-10-04 08:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by billy b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor paddy lol
2007-10-04 08:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, count twice when u're drunk..
2007-10-04 13:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one got to me quick.....wowolmao
2007-10-04 08:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaa nice one hun ... pmsl
2007-10-04 09:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋