It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
2007-10-04 08:13:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i have heard this 1 b4 but its still funny to please a girl you have to be everything becuase when God made man, that was he's rough draft. The good copy was the woman thats why everything has to be almost if not purfect for us
2007-10-04 09:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥the ish♥ 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo very funny,just shows how easy it is to make a man happy,but I'm happy to be a woman thank you,here have a star.
2007-10-04 15:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 15:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think to make a woman happy and man be is that the man should be funny inside and outside and peaceful and love her for herself lol.
2007-10-07 01:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by michael 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you don't have to be all that. you would be exspecting a perfect man or woman, we all know there is no such thing. no one is perfect. we all have flaws. but with that we could say honesty, intergrity, truthful, loyal and thinking only of you. with the best thoughts. for someone to treat you the way you treat them.
2007-10-04 20:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by jeannieboop 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boy aint that the truth
2007-10-04 16:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a girl, I must say, they're all true!! EVERY SINGLE ONE!
brilliant. 10/10
2007-10-04 15:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That only aplies to strait men honey! Gay men don't need food!
2007-10-04 15:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too true! right, papi? ...i hope you take this very serious!!! you will also need to be my masseuse! LOL i will hold you accountable for the things on this list!! moa!
2007-10-07 13:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by deleted 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can they possibly say that women are complicated?
I'm really laughing my azz off!
2007-10-04 15:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋