Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit, where he told his incredible story. He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave you the dime."
"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left the door open!"
2007-10-04 08:13:09 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny I like it good joke brighten my day!
2007-10-04 08:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Yankeefan1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssoo funny and I agree I'll also look for the guy that lrft the door open,here have a star.
2007-10-04 08:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2016-05-21 00:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This ones is worth remembering and re-telling. * 4 u!
2007-10-04 08:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-10-04 08:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by Russ Bus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gambling?
You can get 88 lines on the UK National Lotto for 5 pounds with this...
http://www.winningstreak.ws (please only look if you are a Lotto player).
2007-10-04 08:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clap, clap, clap for you! That was just so damn funny! Another unexpected punch line!
2007-10-04 08:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xarmywife doesn't get it.
So much for the British soldier then . . . . .
2007-10-04 08:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, seen similar though . . .
2007-10-04 08:15:41 · answer #9 · answered by stu_the_kilted_scot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-04 08:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by Laura J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋