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Didn't he know it would only tempt others to succumb to the deadly sin of Envy? Was placing a devastatingly attractive men such as The Nolte on this planet, God's way of "testing" his creation?

2007-10-04 07:56:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

edit:"man", not "men" *hiccup*

2007-10-04 07:59:39 · update #1

So-crates, ask Brandon. He does all The Nolte's dirty work.

2007-10-04 08:03:43 · update #2

Edit: Grotty, for someone who acts as if she know hates The Nolte, you sure do sniff around my questions a lot. I think you still love me. I know I still love you.

2007-10-04 08:52:16 · update #3

Grotty, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Grotty,Grotty, where will it lead us from here
Oh, Grotty, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Grotty,Grotty, IT AIN'T time we said good-bye

Grotty...I still love ya, baby

2007-10-04 09:02:24 · update #4

Edit: Grrotty, just more stolen Stones lyrics, but The Nolte still meant every word. You may not be my ONLY R&S love, but are still my first and favorite!

2007-10-04 09:51:41 · update #5

Grotty's poem has reduced the cheating Nolte to tears. I don't deserve you, baby.

2007-10-04 09:52:54 · update #6

14 answers

I'd rather have Gary Busey, or pretty-boy Jack B.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned . . .


EDIT: Ha, So-crates is turning too!! Can't even keep 'em for a day! Wot a man!!


EDIT: Nolte, you got me, please can we get it back on?

EDIT: Oh, NOLTE, no-one has ever written such a beautiful poem for me (Angie?!) I'm yours forever! We will make beautiful music together (resulting in fugly babies).

I love you Nolte, you're my man
I'll take you any way I can
And if that means that there are others -
There's room a -plenty under our covers
That pretty-boy is kinda cute
And So-crates is such a hoot
Starjumper is my kinda gal
And Brandon makes a lovely pal
So bring it on, let's start tonight
Cos baby, everything's alright!

♥♥♥ NOLTE ♥♥♥

2007-10-04 08:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 4 0

He was unfair to me, I make Erik (from The Phantom Of The Opera) look like Brad Pitt.

2007-10-04 08:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 3 0

well he ran out of good looks-ness after he made me.. so .. sorry to all born after 1988

2007-10-04 08:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You freakin drugged me last night, didnt you? That explains this headache and why my as* hurts....

2007-10-04 08:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 6 0

Yes, and why was he so unfair to Hillaery Clinton?

2007-10-04 08:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Milepost 6 · 1 1

yeah in a way! Call me a sinner!

2007-10-04 08:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4 1

It's in the genes.

2007-10-04 08:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria T 3 · 1 0

rebel just comb your hair & you will feel much better

2007-10-04 07:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

At least your not bald.

2007-10-04 08:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

*looks up distractedly from mirror*

"I'm sorry, what was the question....?"

2007-10-04 08:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 4 0

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