A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When All eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.
I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-04 07:24:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks so much. I am having a bad day & that made me laugh out loud!!!!!
2007-10-04 09:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
Just the right level of 'Adult Humor' and the added punch line at the bottom gives it an added boost!
Will certainly star this one!
2007-10-04 07:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by wrkey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hysterical! Can you just imagine.....! Never expected the punch line!
2007-10-04 07:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so go I am going to take it to my cardiologist
2007-10-04 08:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!! You should start your own Blog with all your goodies. Have a happy day!!!!
2007-10-04 07:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha - that actually made me laugh out loud.
2007-10-04 07:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love to attend your funeral....lol.....lmfao...
2007-10-04 08:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what all the big words mean.
LOL
2007-10-04 07:27:47 · answer #8 · answered by Band RULES!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-04 07:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by coach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol you did it again ffffffffuuunnnyyyyyyyy
2007-10-04 07:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋