Try A Rotary Instead?

Question

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland!"

The man arched an eyebrow, "Anything?"

"Yes, anything," the blonde promised.

With that the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did.

He then said, "Get on your knees." She did.

Then he said,"Take down my zipper." She did.

He said, "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered,"Well...go ahead!"

The blonde slowly brought her lips closer and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO.....MOM????"

Answer 1

Haha good one.

This blonde lady was talking to her doctor about how to make her skin look more youthful and healthy looking. He said to soak in a milk bath, "I here it is very good for the skin"
So taking the doctors advice, she approached her milk man the next morning.

"I would like a lot of milk today, my doctor said that bathing in milk is good for the skin"

The milk man, looking a little confused, agreed then said "Would you like it pasterized?"

"No, just up to my boobs, I'll splash it onto my face"

Answer 2

Hey just wanted to ask are you in to the stand up comedy? Your jokes are excellent:)

So h ere is one more star for you and once more a thank you for a good laugh and a smile on our face:):)
Thanks
Rags37:):)

Answer 3

Hey I just wanted to ask.."are you in stand up comedy" if you are then I must say ....give it up and try another occupation, as your jokes are poor and weak. (The person above must have a very easily satisfied sense of humour)

Answer 4

yes

Answer 5

LMFAO

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

LOLOL!!!!!
That's sick tho